Just something you women will smile about.
Finally, something other than smiley faces :-)

Perfect breasts (o)(o)

Silicone breasts ( + )( + )

Perky breasts (*)(*)

Big nipple breasts (@)(@)

A cups o o

D cups { O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts (oYo)

Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts (o)(O)

Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )

Android Breasts | o | | o |

Mammogram Breasts (_)(_)  (I actually think this should be _ _ !)

Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

And in the beginning when God created Woman, she had 3 breasts. He then
asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?" She
replied, "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?" And so it
was done, and it was good.

Then the Woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand,
"What can be done with this useless boob?" And God created Man.