Memo to:All Members.
Subject: Training

1.In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality flying
possible, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained. In order
to do this it has been decided to begin a new training program called,
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are determined to give our
members more S.H.I.T. than any other club in the region.

2.If in the future you feel that you are not receiving you share of S.H.I.T.
at the field, please contact the C.F.I. He will put you on the top of the
S.H.I.T. list for special attention.

3.All of our instructors are well qualified to see that you get all the
S.H.I.T. that you can handle, at your own speed.

4.If you consider yourself to be already well trained, you may be interested
in helping to train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding
Lecturer list - Special High Intensity Training, (B.U.L.L. - S.H.I.T).

5.Under this program, our Chief Training Instructor's (C.F.I.) title will be
changed to Head Of Traning - Special High Intensity Training. If you have
any questions regarding this program, please address them to the H.O.T. -
S.H.I.T.

6.Before this program begins, it will be necessary to recruit personnel for
administrative positions. With the personality displayed by some of our
members it is obvious that they would be suited to the position of Director,
Executive Administration Department - Special High Intensity Training
(D.E.A.D. - S.H.I.T.)

7.Some other members, who display no personality at all, will be nominated
for the honorary position of Deputy Unilateral Management Briefer for
Special High Intensity Training Students, (D.U.M.B. - S.H.I.T.S.)

Thank you very much for your attention.
BOSS IN GENERAL
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G. - S.H.I.T)

PS.No matter how much S.H.I.T. we give our members, accidents are bound to
occur.  A group of people will be nominated to determine how much extra
S.H.I.T. should be given to the pilot of the crashed aircraft and to
determine wether the aircraft is worth being repaired. This group of people
will be known as the Retrospective Action Team - Special High Intensity
Training (R.A.T - S.H.I.T).

PPS.It has been observed that, during flying operations, a number of people
have been flying with little regard for the saftey of spectators or
property. With this in mind, a decision has been made to appoint an officer
to supervise flying and training. So that this officer can properly observe
flying and training operations he will observe field activities while
standing in the middle of the strip. This person, formerly called the Safety
Officer, will be known as the Operations Head - Special High Intensity
Training or O.H. - S.H.I.T.