From ckline@TC.Cornell.EDUWed Mar 20 17:35:18 1996 Date: Wed, 6 Mar 1996 17:47:19 -0500 From: Christopher Kline Reply to: ckline@acm.org To: moderated forum for the exchange of humorous Subject: Having a hard tim finding a job? [Date Today] Dear [Interviewer's Name]: Thank you for your letter of April 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates. Sincerely, [Your Name]